Tuesday, August 11, 2009

maryln monroe had 6 toes. fact.



crazy lakai adverts. there's a biebel one too.

Monday, August 10, 2009

gnar scar

crazy shit been going down. had my surgery for my finger about a week ago. all went good its now straight but its never gonna move again. had 15 staples in my finger untill today.
had mad tests for MRSA they thought i was sick. kinda scary i thought it was all gonna be cool till they told me you can die from that shit. kinda scared for a while. everything came back clear. stoked on life even more than usal now.
rollercoaster head spin over the last few weeks wayy too intence.



all started with a funeral. my cat melon brought me this little gguy. made him a coffin and burried him in the garden. was a good one. rip



alfies aggressive yeast infection is startin to calm down. cream 5 times a day and his hair is comin back haha muchos love alfonze



i can play this shit now ben. game is on next time we meet dude

alright. kinda a story behind this next thing. so were all chillin at alfies we go down stairs and alfs bro is down there with all his mates and this one kid was chattin away sain he could smash most things with his head. light bulb in my head and the dares start. game on.
he said he could smash a coconut on his head. no way. we didnt have a coconut but me and alfie said we could make him a shot that he wouldent be able to drink and keep down. " yea yea course i can keep it down."



ok its been a while but im gonna try remember everything we put in it.

1. oil
2. egg white
3. pepper
4. salt
5. wasabi (think thats how you spell it)
6. lemmon juce
8. egg yoke
9. olive oil
10. thyme.
11. bazil
12. a small flower
13. something hard he had to chew i forgot what it was
14. garlic
15. sugar
16. vinegar
im sure there was some more stuff in it. i will ask around and get the list sorted.




he lines up and takes a tester sip. think this next shot sums it up



too funny. but he decides to go through with it. ohhh yeaaa



he get it down.



and it comes straight back up. priceless.



haha gonna come up with something better for the next time i see him. watch this space might try make it a weekly thing. too good.

fk got heaps more pics but its kinda late and the matrix just came on tv.

life got skechy for a while. kinda makes you think about shit makes stuff a bit more real.



yeaa the little guy is straight again and i dont have a sketchy infection. can breath again. some good karma right there. dont no what i did to deserve it but im stoked. gotta do some good stuff to pay it back now.
big smiles and big love




ok time to continue with this shizz.




headed out for a free party out in the woods, this was gonna be crazy. got a phone number to call after 11 to find out directions so police wouldent close it down.
they had generators lights sound system and a load of dj's gonna be good.

police found out. party got busted. and they closed it all down, they were stopin cabs with people in them and turnin everyone round who was comin that way. got busted on a big scale. i think the party was gonna be crazy.
the day was saved. word got out about house party. we headed there annd had a super fun time.







henry was gettin his dj down that night was super good set and a funny night jhonnerrrrrsssssss

started walkin back it was early. real early. so we stoped for icecream. oh my god it was too good such a good shout i love twisters.



haha the blow monkeys no whats going down. is this guy wearin a wig? maybe thats why he is so serious



good times

izzy is 21!! yay she had a pirate party soo much fun. we had a picnic at the park lookin down over bristol when the baloon fiesta was going down. we got alot of weird looks and people takin our pictures. and then the red arrows flew by in jets and did a air show was pritty cool seein thaat such a nice day and then in the eve we all met up and went on a boat and crused round bristol stoppin at some bars. super chill.
alfie you missed out, why did you go to gay camp marchin round a feild with a rainbow flag cant be fun hahah






there was some sick outfits





this is jimbo met him the other week through izzy hes a good guy super chill







we all hopped back on dry land met up with some more of the crew and headed to the bar





such a good night izzy hope you had a good one. i will get all the pics i got sent to you at some point



and that whole time i had this fucker on my hand. you have no idea how annoyin it is having no use of your fingers it makes everything so hard. i couldent even butter toast or cut my own food up. and its straped up in a sling to my shoulded night and day to get the swelling down.

ok starting to get somewhere with this stuff.

i need to get that kid river to drink some more crazy thhings and try crack a coconut on his head

eyelids heavy. bed callin. life is good

Friday, August 7, 2009

holy fuck

i said i would get better at this shit. i got worse. whis lighter pics soon.
hope this makes up in the meantime.